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Final Starman
United States
((I apologize for my extended leave of absence. My dad went off and grounded me for reasons beyond my own comprehension, and I have not had the opportunity to log on to this account more. But I'm back, hopefully for good.))
  • Listening to: Nothing.
  • Reading: "PK for Dummies"
  • Watching: TV
  • Playing: EarthBound, of course.
  • Eating: What do Starmen eat, anyways?

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lunaguy1996 Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2010
I was really frightened but,

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary

lunaguy1996 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2010
Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you
cannot get out. Finish reading this
until it is done! As I said, I am
Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes
and blood all over my face. I am dead.
If you don't send this to at least 12
people I will come to your house at
midnight and I'll hide under your bed.
When you're asleep, I'll kill you.
Don't believe me?"no"
Case 1:
Patty Buckles
Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe
in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty.
She was sleeping when her TV started
flickering on and off. Now she's not
with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha!
You don't want to be like Patty, do
Case 2:
George M. Simon
Hates chain mail, but he didn't want
to die that night. He sent it to 4
people. Not good enough George. Now,
George is in a coma, we don't know if
he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha
ha! Now, do you want to be like George?
Case 3:
Valarie Tyler
She got this letter. Another chain
letter she thought. Only had 7 people
send to. Well, That night when she was
having a shower she saw bloody Mary
in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST
fright of her life. Valarie is scarred
Case 4:
Derek Minse
This is the final case I'll tell you
about. Well, Derek was a smart person.
He sent it to 12 people. Later that
day, he found a $100.00 bill on the
ground. He was premoted to head
officer at his job and his girlfriend
yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and
him are living happily ever after.The
have 2 beautiful children.
Send this to at least 12 people or
you'll face the consequences.
0 people- You will die tonight
1-6 people- you will be injured
7-11 people- you will get the biggest
fright of your life
12 and over- you are safe and will
have good fortune
Carnimafex Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2010
Starman #649127 reporting for duty. You are a superior model of Starman, of a higher ranking, and as such I await your command.
Carnimafex Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2010
Ahhhhh shoooot ignore this I guess I changed accounts and didn't realize that the account would change in all my tabs. Ignore this :X
angelbunnies Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2010  Student Artist
EB-Final-Starman Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2010
"I am not. What you see is a gold-plated metal alloy, covered with an extremely tough, yet thin prismatic coating, warping the gold coloration somewhat."
LeadBeam Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
*licks* Why do you taste like sugar? D:
angelbunnies Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010  Student Artist
Ah, my bad. By the way, what can I call you? Do you starmen go by a name at all?
EB-Final-Starman Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2010
"No, but I decided on a name for myself. In case you're wondering, it's Jack. I picked that because I am quite fond of :iconjackdanielsplz:."
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MotherOC-Tina Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2010
Tina looked up in fear at the tall and rather wide figure of the Final Starman stood before her. She lifted one hand

H-hi...I'm T-t-tina *waves*
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